Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Be there ever doubt, as to how much, or why I love my best friend as if he were my own brother, let this link be my eternal, and vigilent answer.
For as long as the sun shines and asses are to be made of people.
This man shall be sacred to me, and above all others!
So it is written, so it shall be!

By the gods on olympus did we not have "Teh 8allz"!
Aye, we did.
And mighty they were!